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If youโre a food lover, avocado enthusiast, or someone who enjoys a good laugh, then youโre in the right place! Iโve created this ultimate guide of Guacamole Puns and Jokes just for you.
I love sharing humour that makes my audience smile, and in this article, Iโll deliver funny guacamole puns, one-liners, love-themed guac jokes, avocado puns, Instagram captions, short,t quick jokes, and even happiness-filled dips.
Iโll also answer common questions about guacamole and give a fun conclusion to leave you laughing. So grab your chips, I promise this is going to be smashed with humour! ๐ฅ๐ River Puns |ย Acorn Punsย |ย Dachshund Puns
Funny Guacamole Puns and Jokes ๐

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I told my guacamole a joke, and it got smashed with laughter ๐ฅ
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Avocados are a-peeling, but my humor is even more so ๐
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Donโt be afraid to dip into my jokes ๐ฅ
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Guac and roll, baby! ๐ธ
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This guacamole is nacho average dip ๐
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Iโm just here to avo good time ๐ฅณ
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Why did the avocado sit alone? It felt pit-iful ๐ฅ
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Guacamole is like lifeโsometimes itโs chunky, sometimes smooth ๐คท
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My jokes are extra, just like my guac ๐ง
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Feeling guacward around strangers? Me too ๐
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This dip is the guac-star of the party โญ
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I canโt guac without you ๐
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Nacho business, but my jokes are awesome ๐ง
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Guacamole: the dip that keeps on giving ๐
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Stop avo-cuddling me with bad jokes ๐คญ
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Guac it out, man! ๐บ
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I guac the talk, and I walk the walk ๐
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Donโt guac your mind too much ๐ง
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My guacamole is full of avo-laughs ๐
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Feeling smashed? Thatโs my specialty ๐ฅ
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Guac, stock, and roll ๐ฅ
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Lettuce taco โbout guac ๐ฎ
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This dip is guac-tastic โจ
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Avocados and puns: a perfect mashup ๐ฅ
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Donโt guac around the bush ๐ชด
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Iโm pit-stopping for some humor ๐
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Avo nice day with guac jokes โ๏ธ
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Dip responsibly ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Guac your socks off ๐งฆ
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Smashed potatoes? Nah, smashed avocados ๐ฅโก๏ธ๐ฅ
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Guac the party like itโs 1999 ๐บ
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My humor is ripe and ready ๐
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Donโt pit me against bad jokes ๐ฅ
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Guacamole: the ultimate avo-laugh therapy ๐
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Dip it real good ๐ถ
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Guac โtil you drop ๐
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I avo a feeling youโll love this ๐ฅฐ
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Holy guacamole, thatโs funny! ๐
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Smash first, ask questions later ๐ฅ
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Guac-on the wild side ๐ฟ
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Avocado: the fruit that guacs your world ๐
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Keep calm and guac on ๐
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Life is better with extra guac ๐ฅ
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Donโt be a sour guac ๐
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Guacamole makes everything a little brighter ๐
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Pit your worries aside ๐ฅ
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I canโt stop guac-ing about you โค๏ธ
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Avocado: the ultimate dip-lomat ๐๏ธ
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Guac it like itโs hot ๐ฅ
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Time flies when youโre dipping โณ
Guacamole Puns One Liners ๐

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Guac your world ๐
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Avocados are a-peel-ing ๐ฅ
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Letโs avo-cuddle ๐
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Dip happens ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Guac โnโ roll ๐ธ
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Smashed and ready ๐ฅ
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Pit-ifully funny ๐
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Holy guacamole ๐
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Nacho average joke ๐ง
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Guac it up ๐ฅณ
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Avo good time ๐บ
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Guac-star vibes โญ
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Donโt guac around ๐ชด
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Extra guac, extra laughs ๐ฅ
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Avo a feeling youโll laugh ๐
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Dip responsibly ๐ฏ
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Guac โtil you drop ๐
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Avocado therapy ๐
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Guac it like itโs hot ๐ฅ
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Guac โnโ roll baby ๐ถ
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Lettuce taco โbout it ๐ฎ
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Pit-stopping for fun ๐
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Smash first, ask later ๐ฅ
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Guac-on the wild side ๐ฟ
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Keep calm and guac on ๐
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Smashed but happy ๐ฅ
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Dip into happiness ๐
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Guac my socks off ๐งฆ
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Time flies when dipping โณ
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Avocado: ripe for laughs ๐
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Guac-tastic day โจ
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Donโt pit me against bad jokes ๐ฅ
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Life is better with guac ๐ฅ
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Avo-cuddle with me ๐
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Guac happens, enjoy it ๐
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Smashed humor ๐ฅ
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Guac โnโ roll forever ๐ธ
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Avocado love โค๏ธ
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Pit your worries aside ๐ฅ
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Guac therapy ๐ฅฐ
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Holy guacamole jokes ๐
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Guac up your life ๐
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Dip like nobodyโs watching ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Avo-laughs guaranteed ๐
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Guac is life ๐ฅ
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Smashed to perfection ๐ฅ
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Pit stop for fun ๐
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Guac โtil dawn ๐
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Avocado party ๐
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Guac your heart out ๐
Guacamole Puns About Love โค๏ธ๐ฅ

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You had me at guac ๐
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Iโm avo-lutely in love with you ๐
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You guac my world ๐
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Guac happens when I see you ๐
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Lettuce be together forever ๐ฅ
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Youโre the pit to my avocado ๐ฅ
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Life is better with you and guac ๐
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Guac my heart โค๏ธ
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I avo a crush on you ๐
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Youโre nacho average lover ๐ง
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Guac โnโ roll with me ๐ธ
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Avo you, always ๐
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Donโt go bacon my heart ๐ฅ๐
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Guac on, love strong ๐ช
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Iโm smashed in love ๐ฅ
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Guac you like nobody else ๐
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Letโs avo together ๐ฅฐ
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Holy guacamole, youโre cute ๐
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You complete my guac ๐ฅ
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Guac my world with your smile ๐
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Love is dip-licious ๐ฝ๏ธ
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I avo feeling about us ๐
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Youโre the guac to my chips ๐
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Letโs pit our hearts together ๐
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Guac โtil I see you again ๐น
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Iโm avo crazy for you ๐คช
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Guac on cloud nine โ๏ธ
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You guac my socks off ๐งฆ
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Dip into my heart ๐
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I canโt guac without you ๐ฅบ
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Youโre the extra in my guac ๐ฅโจ
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Guac my love story โค๏ธ
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Youโre ripe for love ๐
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Avo you forever and always ๐
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Guac โnโ roll through life with me ๐ถ
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Youโre the guac to my toast ๐ฅ๐
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Iโm pit-stopping only for you ๐๐
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Guac happens, love wins ๐
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Letโs smash together ๐ฅ
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Guac on, my sweet ๐ฅฐ
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You avo my heart racing โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
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Youโre guac-tastic ๐
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Dip in love with me ๐
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My love for you is extra ๐ฅ๐ง
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Youโre my avo-light โจ
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Guac โtil I hold you close ๐ค
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Lifeโs better with love and guac ๐ฅฐ
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Put your heart in mine ๐
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You guac me crazy ๐คช
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Guacamole and love: perfect match ๐
Avocado and Guacamole Puns ๐ฅ๐

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Avocado: the fruit that guacs my world ๐
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Iโm avo excited for guac ๐ฅณ
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Guac โnโ roll, baby ๐ธ
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Pit stops for laughs ๐
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Lettuce taco โbout avocados ๐ฎ
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Avo your worries away ๐
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Holy guacamole, thatโs funny ๐
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Smash the day with guac ๐ฅ
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Extra guac, extra fun ๐ฅ
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Guac my socks off ๐งฆ
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Avo good time ๐
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Dip into happiness ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Guac โtil you drop ๐
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Pit-ifully hilarious ๐
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Youโre guac-tastic โจ
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Avocado therapy ๐ฅ๐
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Smashed and ready ๐ฅ
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Guac it like itโs hot ๐ฅ
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Avocado love โค๏ธ
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Guac-star vibes โญ
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Donโt guac around ๐ชด
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Guac on, my friend ๐บ
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Avo-laughs guaranteed ๐
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Smash your worries away ๐ฅ
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Dip responsibly ๐ฏ
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Lifeโs better with guac ๐ฅ
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Guac โnโ roll forever ๐ถ
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Pit your worries aside ๐ฅ
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Guac your heart out ๐
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Avo nice day โ๏ธ
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Holy guacamole jokes ๐
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Guac-it-up humor ๐
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Avocado party time ๐
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Guac it like a boss ๐ผ
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Extra ripe for laughs ๐
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Dip โtil you laugh ๐
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Guac and shine ๐
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Smash first, ask questions later ๐ฅ
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Guac-on the wild side ๐ฟ
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Keep calm and guac on ๐
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You guac my world ๐
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Pit-stopping fun ๐
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Avo amazing vibes โจ
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Guac therapy ๐ฅฐ
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Smashed perfection ๐ฅ
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Dip โtil dawn ๐
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Guac โtil I see you ๐
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Avocado magic โจ
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Guac it your way ๐คฉ
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Avocado joy ๐ฅ๐
Short Guacamole Puns โจ

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Guac โnโ roll ๐ธ
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Smash it ๐ฅ
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Avo good day ๐
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Dip happy ๐
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Guac-star โญ
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Pit stop ๐
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Extra guac ๐ฅ๐ง
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Avo fun ๐
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Holy guac ๐
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Nacho joke ๐ง
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Guac it up ๐
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Avocado love โค๏ธ
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Dip in ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Smashed ๐
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Guac-on ๐ฟ
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Avo vibes โจ
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Pit perfect ๐ฅ
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Guac out ๐
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Extra laughs ๐คฃ
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Guac time ๐
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Avo joy ๐ฅ๐
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Guac it real ๐
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Dip deep ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Pit love โค๏ธ
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Smash day ๐ฅ
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Guac it loud ๐
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Avo magic โจ
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Holy guac jokes ๐
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Guac forever ๐
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Avo peace โ๏ธ
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Extra dip ๐ฅ
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Guac night ๐
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Pit stop fun ๐
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Guac it fast ๐๏ธ
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Dip happy hour ๐น
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Smashed joy ๐ฅ
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Guac dreams ๐
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Avo power ๐ช
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Guac it sunny โ๏ธ
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Pit vibes ๐ฅ
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Guac mood ๐
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Dip love ๐
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Smash laughs ๐
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Guac it right โ
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Avo chill ๐
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Guac forever fun ๐
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Pit smiles ๐
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Dip crazy ๐คช
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Guac happy ๐ฅฐ
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Avo night ๐
Guacamole Puns For Instagram ๐ธ๐ฅ

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Guac my selfie ๐คณ
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Avocado vibes only โจ
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Dip into the gram ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Holy guac, new post! ๐
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Guac it like a star โญ
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Avo good selfie ๐
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Smashed filter ๐ฅ
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Extra guac, extra likes ๐ฅ
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Pit-perfect angle ๐ฅ๐ท
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Guac โnโ roll captions ๐ถ
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Dip it real ๐ธ
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Avo-laughs for days ๐
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Guac-star aesthetic ๐
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Smash the feed ๐ฅ
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Holy guacamole likes ๐
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Guac on point ๐ฏ
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Extra dip, extra love ๐
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Pit-stopping for selfies ๐
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Guac your heart out ๐
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Dip into the likes ๐
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Avo crazy for IG ๐
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Guac dreams ๐
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Smashed selfies ๐ฅ๐คณ
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Guac it up ๐
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Avo magic โจ
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Pit-perfect pic ๐ฅ๐ท
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Guac forever ๐
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Holy guac captions ๐
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Dip happy hour ๐น
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Guac โtil you post ๐
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Avo sunny vibes โ๏ธ
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Guac it your way ๐คฉ
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Extra guac, extra comments ๐ฌ
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Smash the likes ๐ฅ
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Guac-on the feed ๐ฟ
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Dip crazy ๐คช
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Avo amazing shots ๐ธ
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Guac it real ๐
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Pit-perfect mood ๐ฅ
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Guac night ๐
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Extra smiles ๐
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Guac it loud ๐
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Avo chill vibes ๐
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Smashed joy ๐ฅ
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Guac your selfies ๐คณ
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Holy guac feed ๐
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Guac forever fun ๐
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Dip-in magic โจ
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Guac happy ๐ฅฐ
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Avo mood ๐
Dip Into Happiness with These Guacamole Jokes ๐๐ฅ

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Happiness is a bowl of guac ๐ฅ
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Dip into joy ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Guac it like itโs happy time ๐
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Extra smiles, extra guac ๐
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Pit-stopping for happiness ๐
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Avo a bright day โ๏ธ
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Guac-star happiness โญ
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Holy guac, Iโm smiling ๐
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Smashed happiness ๐ฅ
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Dip โtil you laugh ๐
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Guac your worries away ๐
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Extra guac, extra fun ๐ฅ
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Pit-perfect happiness ๐ฅ
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Avo good vibes โจ
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Guac it up ๐ฟ
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Smiles are extra, like guac ๐
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Dip into life ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Guac it real ๐
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Pit your stress aside ๐ฅ
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Happiness is ripe ๐
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Holy guacamole fun ๐
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Guac โtil you smile ๐
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Avo-laughs for days ๐
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Extra dip, extra joy ๐
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Smashed worries ๐ฅ
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Guac forever happy ๐
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Dip happy hour ๐น
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Pit-stopping fun ๐
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Guac-on cloud nine โ๏ธ
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Avo amazing day ๐
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Guac your heart out ๐
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Holy guac happiness ๐
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Extra smiles and guac ๐
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Dip in love ๐
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Pit-perfect day ๐ฅ
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Guac dreams ๐
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Smashed joy ๐ฅ
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Guac your world ๐
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Avo peace โ๏ธ
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Guac it loud ๐
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Happiness is green ๐ฅ
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Pit your worries ๐ฅ
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Extra guac, extra laughs ๐
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Guac forever fun ๐
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Avo sunny mood โ๏ธ
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Dip into life ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Guac it right โ
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Holy guac joy ๐
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Pit-perfect smiles ๐ฅ
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Avo night ๐
FAQโs โ๐ฅ
Q1: What is guacamole made of?
A: Guacamole is a creamy dip made from ripe avocados, lime juice, salt, and optional ingredients like onions, tomatoes, and cilantro ๐ฟ.
Q2: Can guacamole be stored?
A: Yes! Store in an airtight container and press plastic wrap directly on the surface to avoid browning ๐ฅ.
Q3: What are the health benefits of guacamole?
A: Guacamole is rich in healthy fats, fibre, and vitamins like C, E, and K ๐ช.
Q4: How long does homemade guacamole last?
A: Usually 1โ2 days in the fridge, depending on freshness ๐ฅ.
Q5: Can I make guacamole spicy?
A: Absolutely! Add jalapeรฑos or chilli flakes to give it a spicy kick ๐ถ๏ธ.
Q6: Is guacamole vegan?
A: Yes! Itโs plant-based and naturally vegan ๐ฑ.
Q7: Can guacamole be frozen?
A: Itโs possible, but the texture may change slightly after thawing โ๏ธ.
Q8: Whatโs the best way to serve guacamole?
A: Serve it with tortilla chips, tacos, salads, or toast ๐ฅ๐.
Q9: Why does guacamole turn brown?
A: Exposure to air causes oxidation, which turns it brown ๐ฝ๏ธ.
Q10: Can I add fruits to guacamole?
A: Yes! Some people love mango or pomegranate seeds for a sweet twist ๐.
Conclusion ๐ฑ๐ฅ
In conclusion, Guacamole Puns and Jokes are more than just silly wordplayโtheyโre a way to bring smiles, laughter, and a little bit of avocado magic into everyday life. Whether youโre sharing a quick one-liner with friends, posting a funny guac caption on Instagram, or enjoying a love-themed pun with someone special, these jokes are sure to brighten your day. I hope you enjoyed these puns as much as I enjoyed creating them for you, and remember: a little humour, like a little guacamole, makes everything better! ๐ฅโจ



